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Created on 2003-03-28 09:45:07 (#972575), last updated 2006-11-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Kelly Bang! |
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| Birthdate: | 08-05 |
| Location: | Orlando, Florida, United States |
| Website: | Drunken Ghost Hunting Trailer! |
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Currently on a caffeine kick and thinking a lot about stealing small items from big places that won't know the difference. I am a wicked cool lady. Trust me, you want to know me. I am sooo funny. I am a smarty pants. I like my cars with sticks. I like my noses with piercings. I like my bodies with crappy little tattoos. I like crappy light beer and singing really loud in my car. I am a scotch drinkin foul mouthed woman and I get by with a little help from my friends.
Presently working full time as a Technical Journalist and Copywriter as well as attending college full time. I work from home and make my own schedule, turning in a week's worth of articles each Monday through email; this is WAY too condusive to living the life of a functioning alcoholic, but eh... what can you do? I'm also a painter and occasionally sell some of my artwork. On an eight year degree path for a PhD in Cognitive Neuropsychology. Two years down, six to go.
Former political organizer for a living as well as a former Kundalini, Hatha, and Ashtanga yoga teacher. Lived in every contiguous state in America, travelled abroad, finally settling down to finish school. I'm the quintessential twenty-something bachelorette and that's the way I like it :-)
ya allah. fe fass bi rassi.
oh my god. there's an axe in my head.
Would love to meet: Poets, vagabonds, slightly dangerous types, slightly smarmy intellectuals, and hookers with hearts of gold. Nobody thatwill fight back too hard uses cuss words or hates flowers.
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Oh! Oh! And my Amazon Wishlist!
Currently on a caffeine kick and thinking a lot about stealing small items from big places that won't know the difference. I am a wicked cool lady. Trust me, you want to know me. I am sooo funny. I am a smarty pants. I like my cars with sticks. I like my noses with piercings. I like my bodies with crappy little tattoos. I like crappy light beer and singing really loud in my car. I am a scotch drinkin foul mouthed woman and I get by with a little help from my friends.
Presently working full time as a Technical Journalist and Copywriter as well as attending college full time. I work from home and make my own schedule, turning in a week's worth of articles each Monday through email; this is WAY too condusive to living the life of a functioning alcoholic, but eh... what can you do? I'm also a painter and occasionally sell some of my artwork. On an eight year degree path for a PhD in Cognitive Neuropsychology. Two years down, six to go.
Former political organizer for a living as well as a former Kundalini, Hatha, and Ashtanga yoga teacher. Lived in every contiguous state in America, travelled abroad, finally settling down to finish school. I'm the quintessential twenty-something bachelorette and that's the way I like it :-)
ya allah. fe fass bi rassi.
oh my god. there's an axe in my head.
Would love to meet: Poets, vagabonds, slightly dangerous types, slightly smarmy intellectuals, and hookers with hearts of gold. Nobody that
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80's, accepting non-recovery, activism, anarchy, anthropology, archaeology, arms, art, astrology, astronomy, basil, beatniks, being read to, being surprised, bellydancing, bikini kill, blood, boys who wear makeup, breaking into places, candles, catalina, cats, christmas lights, coffee, contortionism, cosmopolitans, creativity, cuddling, dancing, dita von teese, drama, dredlocks, driving, electric blankets, erotica, exotic flowers, eyeliner, eyes, feminine energy, feminism, feng shui, fiction books, film noir, fire, flirting, food fights, food porn, funky basslines, gays and lesbians, glam, glitter, goth, hair, hair dye, halloween, hands, heated conversations, honesty, horror films, humans, independent films, intellectuals, jaeger bombs, julie ruin, kathleen hanna, kisses, le tigre, leather, legs, life, lightning, lions, lipgloss, lips, makeup, making music, meditation, motorcycles, my car, nicknames, old movies, open minds, painting, parties, peace, picnics, piercings, pinups, politics, punk, red, respect, reverse narcissism, road trips, rockabilly, rocky horror picture show, romance, self indulgence, sex, sex in bathrooms, short hair, singing the blues, skinny dipping, smiles, snow, soccer, spikes, spirituality, spooning, strawberries with honey, summer, sushi, tattoos, teeth, telescopes, the beach, the moon, theater, thrift stores, thunder, tongue, vinyl, wine, yoga, zines
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Schools:
Belleview High School - Belleview, FL (1995 - 1999)Seattle Central Community College - Seattle, WA (1999 - 2000)
University of Washington - Bothell, WA (2000 - 2001)
Valencia Community College - Orlando, FL (2004 - 2006)
Seminole Community College - Sanford/Lake Mary - Sanford, FL (2006)
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